System Online | Region: DEN-CO (5280ft)

Code, Coffee,& Canines

Exploring the intersection of machine learning, IoT, and belly rubs. Welcome to the lab where we break code and dispense treats.

Warning: May cause tail wagging overflow.

Golden Retriever

The Sysadmin

Golden Retriever v2.0

verified
Chief Morale Officer
thermostat
GPU Temp
42°C
bedtime
Nap Hours
16.5
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Latest Commit
feat: optimize-belly-rubs.py

Active Projects

Experiments in code & kibble.

lock

Project Alpha

graphic_eq

Classified information. Neural network training in progress.

PythonPyTorch
visibility_off

Project Beta

visibility

System offline. Awaiting hardware upgrades and treat replenishment.

YOLOv8OpenCV
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Project Gamma

satellite_alt

Top secret. Long-range telemetry data analysis pending.

C++Hardware

Dog Log

/var/log/canine_activity.log

Dog with rubber duck

status: bath_time_protocol

Honey enduring the suds with her rubber ducky companion.

Dog on Paddleboard

status: aquatic_operations

Navigating the high seas.

Dog Sleeping

status: recharging

Low battery. Initiating nap protocol.

Dog at Capitol

status: lobbying

Advocating for more treats in Congress.

Dog in Snow

status: cryogenics

Snowball accumulation critical.

Dog at Window

status: perimeter_watch

Scanning for squirrels.

Dog Running

status: zoomies_engaged

Maximum velocity achieved.